Ok Cupid seemed like a good idea but honestly I am not quite impressed. Sure there are lots of women on there looking for love or sometimes simply trolling for sex but where is the real connection? Fact is most of these women never message you back and I am not even entitled to pop a dick pill and send these ladies a picture of the goods, so what exactly is the point? All we wanted to do was get a piece of that cake. That sexual cake of course.

With a firmer erection from using Male enhancement I can rock the sheets like Otis Redding rocked souls but the internet is no place for me to bring this heat. Instead I have to crawl along messaging back and forth like some sort of nitwit just hoping someone, oh pretty please, responds. It is pathetic. I may keep my profile up in the rare hope that someone might glance at my profile and want to get in my business but as of now I am taking my chances with bars, subways and the freakazoids on Craig’s List.

At least on Craig’s List I can skip right to the point: SWM Looking to knock boots. I’ll bring the firmer erection you bring the other parts.